… But I forgot it.
Went to Parissss at the weekend. Fuck me, getting up at 4am isn’t big and it isn’t funny. Getting my car into the garage at 4am in a rush is also not funny. As for Eurostar, well, I was expecting a bit of poshness and a bit of class. It looked like a 1970’s kitchen with worn carpet on the walls!
Anyway, It was hot.
What, you want more? Well, OK, here are some pictures with words!
Firstly a picture of me, oddly looking like I’m stuck to the floor but trying to get away. This pillar thingy is in British Museum and it’s *awesome*…
Next, a photo of a great ass. Wow! Cute isn’t it… shame it’s a male angel’s ass eh! I loved the softness of this sculpture. And, the sculptor seemd to even show the way that hair on skin would face. It seemed to have a ‘grain’ like wood that shows how the hair would lie… wow!
Next the same statue from a different angle… you know what I’m thinking here don’t you!
Also in the Louvre was a great Egyptian exhibit. Not surprising as they pillaged Egypt at least as much as the British. My favourite thing was this cat with a coot kitten! Awww!
I decided as I was walking round the museum that there must be a great business opportunity to go around museums and make perfectish replicas of items that people liked. If you could couple this with a 3D printer then wow it would almost be easy! I’d definitely pay for that kitty!
I guess as a weird juxtaposition to the frickin’ ‘ot weather was my theme of liking cold things. Firstly in this theme was this Aurora picture…
Then of course was the amazing cross country skier…
And finally I was quite pleased with my polar bear picture…. He was *really* popular (I sat near him for ages and pretty much everyone wanted their photo taken with him)
Next, a photo of a big ‘orsey looking down on Paris…
Then, the only good thing at Notre Dame… I reckon I’m the third guy on the right going towards hell as he has the best crown. So, *so* cool. On the radio today some bishop or sommit was going on about how christians who use aeroplanes to go on holiday are sinning. Hohoho. Well global warming has already arrived at hell! Who’d want to go up to God sitting there like a bit smug git!
Then to finish… well, the best thing about France. I have been there a few times in the past and I’ve been really let down by the food… but Paris really excelled. OK it was at a cost of around 50quid for dinner, but it was worth it. The two photos to demonstrate my excited taste buds are….
A lovely glass of Ricard and water…(p.s. I spoke loads of French, I even said the most gorgeous french phrase, even nicer than ‘Je t’adore’…. yep…. “De Rien’… or “it’s nothing”. I just love it! OK OK I might have got that wrong, but I’ll find a frenchie to confirm!)
And secondly, the aftermath of me eating Lobster in a black squid ink risotto…