It’s raining today, I burnt my tongue yesterday, I didn’t have any money on my badge so couldn’t buy a latte, I’m not rich, I want a new shiny car, I have to work and not just boss people around, I want a pony.

Yet whilst all of these are true, my nephew Jon is in Afghanistan being shot at, eating crap food and doing more than his duty for his country. *And getting to pose with a gun and look very cool*. Thanks Jon.