The photo on the left makes me look (in my eyes) about 20! Yet the photo for now I look like something Howard Carter would have been proud to dig up. What am I going to look like when I’m 41?!?!!? Where the hell are my ears going?!?! How come I look 2D in one photo and 3D in the other?!?!!?
*Goes off to mince babies and rub them on my skin, that works… right?*