Pff, I’d prefer to go to the moon rather than Nottingham any time. Have spent the last 2 days drinking, eating, drinking, being a monkey, drinking, eating and not sleeping. Sigh, surely there ought to be stag weekends designed less for the humiliation and drinking and more for the *fun* ?
OK, Summer was fun. Very fun.
And to make it worse, I put on 1.5kg in weight!
Next time, this will be me…