Never, Ever Drinking Again, Ever

This is it, I’m officially not drinking alcohol “for some time”. My hard and fast rules are clear to understand…

  • I’m allowed to drink on special events, like having friends round, or my birthday, etc.
  • There is no way I’m going to follow this rule 100% for the rest of the time, so I’m allowed random days off
  • Beer doesn’t count as alcohol
  • This isn’t forever